To the tune of Colors of the Wind
You think we’re inferior losers
And since everybody ~~~~loves you
I guess it must be so
But still I’m kinda lost
How the shitter side is us?
How can there be so much that you don’t know?
You don’t know……….
You think you’ll win whatever game you play in
And the pitch is just a dry thing you can blame
And the man you’re so fond of calling “faggot”
Is Cristiano Ronaldo - he has a name (no seriously. stop.)
You think the only football that is football
Is the football that y’all know how to play
But if you stop fapping about possession
You’ll learn things you never knew you never knew
Where does Leo disappear to in all your big games?
And how long can your one obsession hold?
It’s time you got over the fucking 5-0 clasico
The most recent one you lost to Real Madrid….
And the one before that you lost…to Real Madrid…
Go pass the ball in midfield for 10 hours
Go revel in all your Ballon D’ors
Dive and roll in all the pitches all around you
And then go bitch to the referees some more
So you say you’re the best team in La Liga
Well go check our Bernabeu…we’ve won it more ^^
And now we’ll go and buy some more midfielders
With all dis money, our cashflow never ends
“Waaaaaaah all our players are home grown!!!”
Bitch, you on some local organic farm growing heirloom tomatoes level shit
We. don’t. care.
And did you know amazing teams exist outside of Spain?
For whether we are Barca or Madrid
We’re getting fucked real hard by teams from Bundesliga
And now we both dun goofed with Champions League
You can laugh at us but still..
Doesn’t change you lost 4-0 :)
So you can kiss the lovely ass* of Real Madrid
* Ass made available courtesy of Real Madrid’s resident “Ass That Just Won’t Quit” Gonzalo Higuain
** If you take this song seriously and feel offended, please write your complaint down on a piece of paper, fold it up nicely, and shove it up your ass
Fact: the only thing as delicious as defeating Barcelona is defeating United.
It is known.
Real Madrid warming up in the pool before their Liga match up with Levante.
Fabio’s like a hero in an action movie.
This whole Modric/RM saga makes me think of an over-eager child in the playground holding up his hand and shouting “PICK ME! PICK ME! PICK ME!” while the coach quietly mulls over his options.
Separately in the same playground, RVP is still looking for all the toys he threw out of his gilded pram.
Our last goals in la Liga 2011/2012
Cristiano 18’ Benzema 22’ Mesut 49’ 57’
Like a boss.