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An observation was made earlier tonight about going for drinks in the Crown Liquor ~Saloon tomorrow and I obliged with the (obviously hilarious) joke about “liquor in the front, buck ‘er in the back” and no one noticed or cared.

10-01 / 1:18 / 1 note


Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

That or France or Portugal or the Netherlands or Spain or Belgium or Russia, even, but I see your point

I’ve never been so happy to be home with a cup of tea and a Cadbury’s Snack and some quality TV.

09-30 / 22:23 / 3 notes

“Men fear witches because they take their power from the earth without poisoning the soil.”

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